After our post “What It’s Like To Date A Horse”- New York Magazine has gone too far, we received all kinds of “Zoophile” jokes. Some funny, some not so much. But here’s a take on a classic we decided to share:
A cowboy with a reputation for being quite the “animal whisperer” walks into town and he sees this Indian sitting on the side of the road with his dog, horse, and sheep. The cowboy walks up to the Indian and says, “Hey, that’s a cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”
The Indian looks up at the cowboy and says, “Dog…no…talk.” But the cowboy turns to the dog anyway and whispers into his ear, “Hey dog. How’s it going?” The dog answers, “Doin’ all right. Thanks for asking.”
“Is this your owner?”, the cowboy asks.
“Well, how’s he treating you?”
The dog answers, “Real good. He walks me, he feeds me great food, he takes me to the lake to play.”
The Indian is amazed at this point, and then the cowboy asks if he can talk to his horse. Again the Indian says, “horse…no…talk.” But the cowboy turns to the horse and whispers into his ear, “Hey horse. How’s it going?”
The horse replies, “I ‘m doing good.”
“Is this your owner?”, says the cowboy.
“Sure is,” answers the horse.
“Well how’s he treating you?”
“Pretty good. Thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, he brushes me down, and keeps me in a nice warm barn with all the hay and straw I’d ever want.”
The Indian is totally amazed. The cowboy turns and looks at the sheep. The cowboy asks, “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
To which the Indian replies, “SHEEP LIES! SHEEP LIES!”